I'm updating her Wikipedia page as we speak.

ohaigrace:

please tell me. 

I like turtles and 12-year-old boys. I don’t know why other people are into him, but he’s sort of my dream man. I’ve been in love with him since he was George Michael Bluth on Arrested Development. He has amazing taste in moves and music (he’s so my musical soulmate; he always talks about bands I love.) and he’s a super talented musician, on top of that.  I like his beak and his turtley smile and if he could just narrate my life with his lispy, stuttery little voice I’d be happy forever. He seems to have an amazing sense of humor.

I’m basically going to marry him one day. That, or at least give him a hand job in a parked car.